Da jia.. in order to keep this blog running, i have added 3 sexy post to fit the sexy requirement of the blog..enjoy the 3 posts!!!
-wenbutt
8:50 PM
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A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, "That's not quite what I had in mind." Frantically he offers her a new house. Again she rejects his offer, "That's not quite what I had in mind." Curious, he asks: "What did you have in mind?" She retorts, "I'd like a divorce." He answers, "I hadn't planned on spending quite that much."
8:47 PM
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HOW TO SATISFY A MAN: Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, and start all over again.
8:45 PM
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Heys peeps.. our dear baintai blog is dying.. despite the fact that biantailism never dies.. so i've decided to re-post and re-tag.. yeppss...Our first 2006 post.. Enjoy..
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE F**KING DISHES"
-wenbutt
8:36 PM
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Thursday, December 15, 2005
hmm hmm. hahas. long tym nv post le ehhs. hahas wheeNESS. hahas erm. duno wad to tok abt leh. hahas lyk nth much to say oso lols. anws. i duno change the skin to wad oso lar. hahas yupyup. mebe find something n change ltr lor shall go skin shopping ltr. hehe :D ohwells. anws its been 1 n 1/2 yrs here n btu le tym seriously flies damn fast man. yup in a blink of an eye we hav alr gone thru nco course waiting for our exam to come now. yah trying to study at home? hmm. duno wad to study oso leh. hahas moi classroom. duno wad to say ohwells. buden hope dat we all pass together bah. hahas. yeah. hopefully i dunwan to fail lor. X= erm. lets see. sch is gona reopen soon haix. haven touched my hol hw leh. SADlife. den lyk duno wad to du oso lar blah blah blah wadeva man. LOLS anws. back to nco course erm. jus wanto tell all the squad3'06 people to jiayou for the exam!! hahas yupyup. shall see everyone at POP! wheeNESS. love DRAGON!! hahas my grp. lols. yeah so love the grp lor. went thru thick n thin tgt wif dem during the 4d3n camp!! happy tyms n sad tyms. ohwell. hahas yeah. DRAGON ; hanying hiral huiqin jorelle liting maryam sabrina yimei darren raymond shairul sihan zhenghao lalallaa. i seriously so love all of u. haha erm. im getting lame. ohwells. yepp. as for the skin. hahs. shall shop around ltr. whee. =D so all the best to the future of btu (which i duno wad dat is) hmm. hahas. n the future of everyone!!! :D
LOVE U GUYS!! sabrina.
5:58 PM
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Thursday, September 01, 2005
okie. so i tink dis blog can be abit lively le bah? hahas. yup. hopefully wor lala. jus confirm da member things again. i noe it has been a long tym ago. but anws. yup. according to da skin lar. woots founder is weiquan sir bah. den pres is liting.w. yupps vice pres is clarice. secretary is ME. whee. n pub ics r jonathan n yuhan functions is wenbin. den i put james dere too. can arh? yup. ( : hmm. den models r shiya n liting.y i tink we discussed dis long long tym ago. but nvm so jus stick to dat bah. easier lor. den members is boonkai calista n chaijun i tink calista shud b given a beta post. sorta lyk a joker or sumtin. hahas cus she seriously got ALOT of biantai jokes de man. whee. yupps. so lidat lor. den for tmr hor. alot of things r goin to happen. in fact. many things lor
1) paper1 [english n chinese] for sec1-3s 2) oral [chinese] for sec2s actuali dats all. but deyr r mani mor things to cum up in da month wor. for example a) prelims for sec4s b) got AGI annual general inspection oso c) not forgetting heritage outing [to duno whr oso. hee]
so takkaire evry1. especially sec2s. cus tmr got oral. mus save ur voice man. yup. den learn to love ur voice wor. hahas. drink mor water. VODA VODA [water for life]. yes. n todae is da jue dui superSTAR finals hor. whee. i wan to watch lor. woots (=
-sabrina`
1:19 PM
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Monday, August 22, 2005
testing..123...test..test. muha.ha.ha so yellowish look like my brain colour.actually look orange .but then,who cares?dun want to blind u all.decide to help update the blog.since i will need a chainsaw to hack away the cobwebs to CUM here.let me see why there are so many cobwebs.got 9ppl ,exclusive of instructors.but as the sec4 are mugging for their exams so no time to CUM here.left 6 ppl.out of the 6 ,3 of them dun even noe this blog exsisted or are too lazy to come here(for jacintha case)the remaining 3 ,1 is comp got prob ,and the the other one have late night excerises *ahem*like doing hw.so left sab.poor thing.sad life.LOL.here are the few things u should note during the 7 mth: 1)burn more incense when business is gd 2)kids should be home by 5pm 3)bring back ur clothes before dusk(applies even during normal times) 4)do not swim(does not applies to chio ppl like ruhua) 5)try not to change seats while watching a movie(since some seats are reserved for xiong di) 6)do not watch horror show in bedok princess 7)remember to bring a paper bag to cover ur face if u look like Zoe noob when going out at night(does not applies to black ppl like shiya since they will blend in with the background) 8)beware of full moon cuz that when colour wolf come out(applies for all occasions)think that all .cya.
whoosh. ndp todae wor. whee. hee. woke up lyk damn early todae lar. its lyk 5 den wake up le. hee. actuali quite late lor. cus 545 mus fall in liaoo. whoops. [=
hmm. den lyk change n eat. den go sch. reached sch den see all da ppl dere. ooh. den my beret dat thing e black color part drop out. is lyk da whole thing came off lor. whoo. so borrow cindy de beret. yeah. den after dat got ui. den small rehearsal for ourself. hmm. den after dat got rehearsal wif da whole parade. but is lyk damn short de lar. after dat was real parade le. omg. from da old parade sq u see is lyk all da ppl wearing red lor. so red. den lyk evry1 is waiting fer us to march down lor. whee? bleahh =p
den at da old parade sq dere we did a bang lar. den was lyk wow. so nice de lor. hee. its solid man. whoo. rawks lar. den started marching down. den all da other bangs not nice le. hee. den stand dere lor. woots. im standing in front. so lyk i tink not so hot bah. quite shuang actuali lor. hee. hmm. see all da trs. kiping myself occupied during da whole parade. oso duno wad i was tinking abt anws. but its lyk i tot it was v short lor. after awhile den was march pass liaoo. seems much shorter den all da rehearsals can. hee. mebe cus no sun lor. hahas. (:
after parade went to eat da things for da reception de. den me n liting went to change clothes. wore full-u for so long lor. hee. den lyk ncc kip wearing dat number 1 uni lor. haiixx. liting wanted me to bring cam fer her. hahas. but i din lar. cus i dun haf. yeah. den after dat decided to go 85 dere. den go eat dessert. n after dat go liting hse to slack. hahas. xp
so lyk go dere. n tok abt alot of things. got many secrets dat we found out from each other. hee. den we yanjiu da yr bk too. lalala. looking at all da ppl. boos. realised dat i duno alot ppl in da sch. hee. or rather oni noe how dey look lyk. but duno deyr name. wadeva lar. hee. den v bored. so liting go make milo blend. whee. i tink mus add more milk lor. yeah. hee. den we were eating potato chips. den after dat go home liaoo lar. suppose to go granny hse. bleahh. hee >.<
